1. Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.”
2. Speak only in a “robot” voice.
3. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
4. Learn Morse code, and then have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of “Beeeeeep Bip Bip Beeeeeeep Bip…”
5. Sniffle incessantly.
6. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inche paper, 99 copies.
7. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
8. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and annouce that this is so no one will “swipe your grub.”
9. Reply to everything someone says with “that’s what YOU think.”
10. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your “astronaut training.”
11. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener that it was a “real hoot.”
12. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.
13. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
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